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What's the last thing you want to hear from a babysitter soaking in your guyren's blood?
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What's your favorite TYPE of Calvin & Hobbes comics ...?
Spaceman Spiff? Dinosaurs? Downhill wagon/sled rides? After-school attacks by Hobbes? Transmogrifier? Mom and Dad interactions? Monsters under the bed? Playing with Susie? Others you can think of? My favorites are the snowmen, Rosalyn the babysitter, bathtime and "Dad, your polls are slipping" types.
I like the Stupendous Man and the Playing with Susie comics the most; especially the Valentines Day one where Calvin gives Susie a hate mail card and a bunch of dead flowers he found in the dumpster of the florist...and gets a snowball to the face for his trouble :)
General Opinions on a 13-Year-Old Boy Babysitter?
This is just something I'm thinking about, and just looking for general opinions on. My son will be 13 in December and has Spina Bifida. This is a birth defect of his spinal cord where a part of his spinal column didn't fuse properly which allowed some of his spinal tissue and nerves to protrude out of his back. Luckily for him (if you can call this lucky) his lesion was covered by skin when he was born so there was not a lot of damage, and his lesion is relatively low so he is not as badly affected as other guyren with Spina Bifida.

He is a totally normal guy but he has weak legs. He can walk using a walker and leg braces around the house, but prefers his wheelchair for ease and speed outside. He is in normal classrooms, and has been in 3 spelling bees. He enjoys reading (comic books and gaming magazines count, right?) and video games. I have never treated my son as if he is any different then other guyren, and I don't believe in coddling him. He tries everything by himself the first time and receives help only if he can't do it.

Now on to my question: His sister will be 9 in August and at the end of this summer I am thinking about enrolling my son into Red Cross' Babysitter Training Course, and he could babysit his sister next summer over the break. We live in an apartment building with an elevator so stairs will not be an issue. I am an Accounting major so I'm looking forward to teaching my son about how to prioritize and put some money away and keep some for himself (this is actually the best part that I'm looking forward to). I can't wait for my son to open up his first savings account.

He and his sister used to be very close when they were younger but now they argue a lot which is probably typical of any sibling relationship at their age.

What are your thoughts on him babysitting? How long should he babysit?
Of course he can babysit. It doesn't even need classes. Geez, just because he has a disability doesn't mean he needs classes or can't do it. I babysat as a teen for little babies and I use a wheelchair because of spina bifida.
Babysitters club help please?
ok i am like a big fan of the babysitters club books (comics) so i want to know two things:

1. can you name all of the members for me?
and 2. where can i find a episode where claudias grandmother mimi dies?
The members are: Kristy Thomas, Claudia Kishi, Mary Anne Spier, Stacey McGill, Jessi Ramsay, Mallory Pike, Dawn Schafer and Abby Stevenson. Two associate members who occasionally helped to baby-sit are Shannon Kilbourne and Logan Bruno.

If you mean the book, Claudia's grandmother dies in number 26, "Claudia and the Sad Goodbye". Mimi's death is never shown in the TV series.
What's the name of this movie please? (more inside)?
A babysitter has to go saving her friend who is in a bus station and she has to take the guys with her, then the car brakes down, a bunch of bad guys start following them for some reason, they take the subway train and see a couple of gangs almost fighting.

The younger sister has a thing for Thor and it's comics and at the garage she confuses a mechanic with Thor.
Adventures in Babysitting! I love it!
If the topic is books then ladies can I ask you -?
WHo remembers Katy Keene? I used to love those comic books ! My babysitter had them and she, the babysitter was so glamerous ! At least I thought so, long finger nails, makeup -- LOL I idolized her and her comic books !

FYI en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katy_Keene
I LOVED Katy Keene. I wanted to BE Katy Keene. I bid on a "book" on eBay but I didn't get it.

And speaking of paper dolls, I remember waiting for my Mom's McCall's magazine so I could cut out Betsy McCall. I used to make clothes with paper and crayons and owuld "iron" them to set the color. Those were the days!
My fiance has been acting strangely. Should I stay and marry him or leave him?
I know this is a little long, and I apologize for the length. Please bear with me here.

My fiance and I have been together for two years. We're both 23. He's in the military and is on deployment. Earlier in the year, we were fighting bad over a lot of things. (ex: He would go out and buy comics and card game stuff with no food in the house, ditch me for his friends after we made plans, etc.) I found out he posted on Craigslist four times looking for other girls, and was regularly talking with this one girl for a month behind my back. I have confirmed with this girl that they had never met, and only spoke on the phone, texted, and emailed eachother. He also had profiles on adult hookup sites looking for random sex. He said he thought that we were 100% over (even though I still had a ring on my finger and we were living together) but realized that he made a huge mistake and that he loved me and wanted to work things out.

The thing that bothers me the most is at the peak of our fighting, I became pregnant and ended up miscarrying. The doctor told me he thought I was about six weeks along. When I called to tell him I was pregnant, he was too busy with his friends and said some heartless things to get me to leave him alone. It was essentially along the lines of, "I don't love you. I don't care about you. I don't want anything to do with you. I don't give a s**t that you are pregnant, you'll probably just kill the thing anyways. So just leave me alone, go home, don't call me, just go away." I was hoping that he was going to be excited, as we had talked about guyren often in the past. He was just heartless and cruel.

I did not tell him when I lost the baby initially because I felt like he didn't care. It has been almost six months since then and I am still hurting very deeply from it. I have reached out to a few friends I feel I can confide in, but I'm still not feeling right. I can't go to my family about this.

We have been talking while he's been away at sea, and he's promising to come home a changed man. He has apologized numerous times and has been begging for my forgiveness. He said he was being a greedy, selfish fool and wants to spend the rest of his life trying to make up for his mistakes. When I told him about the miscarriage on the phone, he started sobbing and telling me he thought I was making it up for attention and started begging for my forgiveness, promising that he will always be there and never do anything to hurt me again.

He is due home in less than a month. He wants to go to counselling and has been telling me he is absolutely willing to do anything and everything to make it work between us. He has promised me that he has not slept with anyone else since we have gotten together and wants to be with me and only me for the rest of our lives.

I want to believe he's sincere, but it still hurts. I don't think he has acknowledged it, but I am still in a lot of pain and do not feel like he fully cares or is fully in this with me.

I know he was molested at a young age (maybe 6 or 7) by a babysitter, and bipolar disorder runs in his family. (His mother and sister have it.) I'm thinking maybe it's effecting the way he is and he's not sure how to deal with it.

Should we try counselling to make it work? Or should I just leave and take it as a life experience? I still do love him very much, and I want this to work, but I want to be realistic about it all.

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this, and I greatly appreciate your feedback.
Sounds to me like that really bites. There is a suggestion I have that will help get him back and or fix this issue, it's called the 180 list. Someone gave it to me and WOW! Completely transformed his emotionally abusive behaviors into begging me for attention. It works for affairs and all... 180 list! Below is the link

www.survivinginfidelity.com/faq_b…

Please try this, it can transform his behavior overnight. Simple subtle changes.
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i REEALLY LIEK THE WAY SHE DRAWS SMILE AND BABYSITTER CLUB.
can someone plz tell me anyone who write/draws comic books like that.
i love it
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Can you sum up this epic poem?
Alien Turtle
By Ness Gemstone

I’m a turtle
My shell is more of a triangle than a circle.
Furthermore, I’m not green, but purple,
with polka dot spots that scream, and gleam, in the sunlight like red hot cream.
When I’m fertile,
bright beams curdle the winter when they enter and leap over the earth’s hurdles.

I have 100 eggs in my litter
Maybe I’ll get a little glitter babysitter.
To shiver, quiver, and deliver sparkling fun for my little critters

Across the land, I’m a transmitter
I’ll transmit my little critters when they get a little bigger
And they’ll swarm in a circular form, or figure to disfigure the bigger picture
Then I’ll pour iron ore into my mouth then pull the trigger

The earth will think its getting hit with comets,
but it’s not rock comets - only thought vomit.
Making wild life sicker than a shock plot comic

Talking about baby seals holding clubs
Swimming through ocean suds and bubbles
Looking for human thugs, and trouble

Instead of cute squeals, they grumble
Hit the land and stumble upon evil men and commence to pummel

Then disappear into the space tunnel
This activity closely watched by space station Hubble.

Space solders scuttle into space shuttles
And nearly escape gigantic acid space puddles
that splash when hit with massive space rubble.

I’m a scientist type turtle
I make things happen with no reversal
No show rehearsal

I’m all show, hypnotizing resizing my spiral circles

I spread a virus that causes your city to get a curfew

A thick brick wall, I burst through

slowed down by the first two.

The second made of metal, and the first was held together by work glue

The fourth and fifth wall I’ll just hit the cracks and just squirt through.

My purple drops hit the ground, come together, and curse you.

I’m a magic scientist like type turtle
I strike faster then lightning bolts your body vibrates from the jolt of magnificent volts
that snipe through your clothes, injecting you with turtle eggs that grow, very slow,
Until your head resembles a pumpkin on a scarecrow.

I scare crows, humans, rats, and other rodent components including bats.

A group of eyes looking at you through a crack.
They supervise your position and where you’re at.
They don’t blink, or turn away, even if you’re glaring back.

It is only my critters
covered with the glitter from their glitter sitter

You close your eyes and they shimmer

through the cracks of your mind like fine splinters.

Splinters that fell away from the picture frame of your brain’s filter.

There they pilfer.


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look, its an amusing piece, teens would love it, and fairly well written for what it is.

BUT
it is not an epic. an epic is narrative. ive given you the actual definition of epic poetry before. if you will be honest you will see this is not an epic. read some epics :beowulf, aeneid, paradise lost, don juan, epic of gilgamesh, iliad, odyssey, etc...
maybe if you read you might be able to write one.

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